So the husband is sitting at the table listening to music and says, "You know I'd like to hear 'Classical Gas'. It has been awhile." The 9-yr old says, "So you want me to fart?" The husband explains, "No. I'm talking about a song" to where the 9-yr old replies, "Darn, because I have one in stock, ready to go!"
After watching the traffic this morning and seeing one car wreck after another the 9-yr old says, “People need to stop crashing. We’re gonna run out of metal. We need it to build more cars and for pipes for our water!”